caliboorn: people that constantly put you down, and criticize you, but when you try to do the same thing with them they freak the fuck out

caliboorn: people that constantly put you down, and criticize you, but when you try to do the same thing with them they freak the fuck out

64Kbps: “Age Is Only A Number”, Said The Judge, Sending The Three-Year Old For Accidental Murder To Jail For 25 Years

Carry-On-Wayward-Assbutt: The People Who Write The Skittles Statuses Are High As Fuck

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Superwholockgiraffe: Slapmytitties: Can I End My Essay With “U Feel Me?” Is This The Same Person Who Asked If They Could Start It With “Listen You Here, You Little Shit” Because That Would Be A Fantastic Essay

Vvheaties: If You Ever Think Im Really Creepy Its Because I Am

Bankuei: Theworldofchinese: The Greatest Pirate Who Ever Lived By: Joe Doran （杜乔） In 1801, A Pirate Named Zheng Yi Was Busy Raiding Canton. Aside From The Prerequisite Plundering And Rum-Drinking, He Had Given His Men One Specific Order:

Keasttheleast: When You Unzip A Guys Pants While He Has A Boner Does It Pop Up Immediately Like A Wack-A-Mole Or Does It Slowly Rise Like Dracula From His Coffin

H0Odrich: Yall Got Hella Ugly Since Picnik Died

Liripot: You Know Them Moments When You Look In The Mirror And You Think Holy Shit That’s Me Because For Some Reason It Feels Like The Person You’re Looking At In The Mirror Is An Unfamiliar Stranger And You Begin Thinking About How You’re A

Mormondad: Showering Is The Most Productive Part Of My Day

Reprodouche: Leonmcgann: Omg Look At Its Biceps Im Crying Wow Kangaroos Could Straight Fuck You Up

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