nue: if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you please call 911 because i am probably dying

nue: if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you please call 911 because i am probably dying

Texasdreamer01: Headlessknight: Atemthemightybull: Kaibas-Pants: I Don’t Know Whether To Put “Well Look At All The Fucks I Give!” Or “I Ain’t Even Mad Bro.” As A Caption On This One. It’s A Good Reaction Image For Either Sentiment.

Attn: Girls Who Say 'No I'm Not' After Receiving A Compliment On Their Looks,

Touay: “Youre So Lucky That You Can Draw” Yyeah It Was All Luck And Not At All Grueling And Emotionally Exhausting Practice Kind Of Like How Olympians Are Lucky That Theyre So Good At Sports

Whatever Mom

Reblog If Your Name's Not Rick.

Luxio: Mom, Can I Stay Home From School Today? I’m Feeling A Little Caucasian

Copperpippin: Enarre: Zelamish: Nothing-Nice-To-Say: This Is The Only Reasonable Solution To The Lack Of Pockets In Women’s Clothing. Oooh Fuck, Hello There. You’d Look Lovely Made Out Of The Burgundy Leather Pieces I Have Right Now. Well,

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Sacagaweasvagina: If Youre Happy And You Know It Go To Hell

Theloveofawoman: The Red Thread Of Fate Is An East Asian Belief Originating From Chinese Legend And Is Also Used In Japanese Legend. According To This Myth, The Gods Tie An Invisible Red String Around The Ankles Of Those That Are Destined To Meet Each

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Unfollower: When People Draw Me Things And Say “Sorry It’s So Shitty”???? U Could Draw Me A Stick Person And I’d Be Like Wow Thank You For Spending Time On Something To Give Me It’s Beautiful You’re Beautiful I Love You