sandandglass: The Daily Show, June 2, 2015

sandandglass: The Daily Show, June 2, 2015

🆕️ Jan Rijkaard Simp

Planethelium-Deactivated2017092: “Steven, We Can’t Both Exist. I’m Going To Become Half Of You. And I Need You To Know That Every Moment You Love Being Yourself, That’s Me–Loving You And Loving Being You. Because You’re Going To Be Something

Kuueater: Kuueater: I Just Want An Invincible Dog. That’s It. A Dog That Can Not And Will Not Die. I Do Not Ask For Much. This Was A Post About Fallout 4

Haleyocentrism: This Is Like…..The Most Positive Compilation Of Trending News I’ve Ever Seen On Facebook

Amporeon: Basedmadoka: An Erotic Poem: Leg So Hot Hot Hot Leg Leg So Hot U Fry An Eg I Have Waited For So Long To Find This Again

Aethersatellarknight: Konami: To Pot Of Greed We’re Banning Youpot Of Greed: Konami: Holy Shit

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Mydickisthealpha: I Was At Petsmart Tonight And This Kid Was Watching All The Dogs Graduate From Doggy Training (They Had Little Grad Caps And Everything Omg) And He Had His Face Pressed Against The Glass And He Reverently Whispered, ‘I Feel So Alive’

Phabulousphan322: My Chemistry Teacher Let Me Write This On The Board

Pervocracy: Shlevy: Pervocracy: Moving Tip: The First Thing You Should Bring Into The New House Is A Roll Of Toilet Paper. The Second Thing Is Drinking Glasses Or Water Bottles. The Third Thing Is Curtains Or Blinds. Then Everything Else. Nope,

🆕️ Jan Rijkaard Simp

Bombing: Teens Make Things That Aren’t Normally Cool Seem Cool. People Used To Hate Summoning Demons And Now Everyone’s Doing It. Need You Guys To Focus On Tax Evasion Next