mydickisthealpha: i was at petsmart tonight and this kid was watching all the dogs graduate from doggy training (they had little grad caps and everything omg) and he had his face pressed against the glass and he reverently whispered, ‘i feel so alive’

mydickisthealpha: i was at petsmart tonight and this kid was watching all the dogs graduate from doggy training (they had little grad caps and everything omg) and he had his face pressed against the glass and he reverently whispered, ‘i feel so alive’

Phabulousphan322: My Chemistry Teacher Let Me Write This On The Board

Pervocracy: Shlevy: Pervocracy: Moving Tip: The First Thing You Should Bring Into The New House Is A Roll Of Toilet Paper. The Second Thing Is Drinking Glasses Or Water Bottles. The Third Thing Is Curtains Or Blinds. Then Everything Else. Nope,

🆕️ Jan Rijkaard Simp

Bombing: Teens Make Things That Aren’t Normally Cool Seem Cool. People Used To Hate Summoning Demons And Now Everyone’s Doing It. Need You Guys To Focus On Tax Evasion Next

Axesteel:sometimes You Just Gotta Listen To Music At A Volume That You Know Will Be Part Of The Cause Of Your Hearing Loss At The Age Of 28

For Anyone Who Wants A Free Pose-Able Human Reference For Drawing

Coelasquid: Thefutureisbroken: Klondikekun: Powerburial:this Guy Sells The Most Powerful Weapons And Accessories This Is The Most Npc Looking Mother Fucker I’ve Ever Seen The Dude Meeting Him Has A Bubble Wand. That Trade Isn’t Happening.

Tramampoline: Cupcakesflying: Ships With Height Differences &Amp;Lt;333

Banbrotsu:it’s Okay Marik Thats Everyone’s Response To Yugi.

Padseeewcishets: Heyheyitsianj: Say It A Little Louder For The People In The Back! I Hate The Term “Cis Passing” Because It Implies A False Equivalency Where Even Cis People Do Not “Pass” If They Are Not Visibly At Either End Of The Binary

Hey Trans Kids!

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