i was born a zombie

i was born a zombie

First Con Tips

Lipatti:am I The Only Person Not Affected By Generalized Positivity… Like Post It Notes In Bathrooms That Say ‘You’re Beautiful’ Or Posts That Are Like ‘Smile! You Are A Beautiful Sunshine Flower!’ I’m Just Like … Okay…

Enjoy Life!

Splatoonika: “My Inkling Has No Pathetic Guns, Kaiba, But It Does Contain The Unstoppable Inkzodia!”

Porkskins: Motdef: I Can’t Even Open A Program To Screenshot This Everything Is Good

Themarysue: 4Gifs: “If You Wake Him Up I Will Devour All Evidence Of Your Existence.” - Tiger Mom And Now - Your Moment Of Adorable.

Misandryad: Coelasquid: Tfw U Owe Ur Friend Money But No One Carries Cash Anymore And It Turns Into A Series Of Elaborate Trades That Resurrects The Barter System. #“Don’t Worry About It Just Buy Me Like Four Coffees”

Alilfallofrain: Raggedyanndy: Thispleasesmorbo: Spellboundsama: That Is Gorgeous Heterochromia Is One Of The Coolest Aesthetics The Human Body Can Muster A Very Groovy Mutation Thank You, Charles Xavier.

Deepspacequeer: Me: Anyone Who Thinks I’m A Bad Person Just Doesn’t Know Me Well Enough Also Me: Anyone Who Thinks I’m A Good Person Just Doesn’t Know Me Well Enough

Drunklydias:just Because Your Idea Of A Good Time Is Curling Up With A Book And Hers Is Doing Tequila Shots Does Not Make You A Better Person Than Her

Original Since `96

Trill-Yet: Ridge: I Know A Couple People That Owe Me My Time Back I Know Many

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