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Micdotcom: Watch: With Tears In His Eyes, Obama Just Announced The Executive Action Americans Have Been Waiting For.

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Never In The History Of Calming Down Has Anyone Ever Calmed Down By Being Told To Calm Down.

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