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Grossly Overestimated

Grossly Overestimated

Grossly Overestimated

Kadytheredpanda: Thespectacularspider-Girl: Truly A Christmas Miracle.  Guy: ….Hail Satan Snowmen: Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!… Guy: *Laughs*

Kadytheredpanda:  Thespectacularspider-Girl:  Truly A Christmas Miracle.   Guy:

Thatonemushroom: Sensory-Exploration: Thisisantiasianracism: Onenefes: Stay-Human: I Keep Seeing This Picture And People Being Oh So Impressed By It Acting Like Dubai’s Sheikhs Are Miracle Workers Or Some Shit. And All That Skyline Does Is Make

Thatonemushroom:  Sensory-Exploration:  Thisisantiasianracism:  Onenefes:  Stay-Human:

Yellowpillowcase: Beigency: Itsstuckyinmyhead: Greythegryphon: Masculinityissofragile: Yes Ladies Please Dont Buy Things You Need For Normal Bodily Functions Around Us Guys. Am I The Only One Distressed That He Included Toothbrushes On This List?

Yellowpillowcase:  Beigency:  Itsstuckyinmyhead:  Greythegryphon:  Masculinityissofragile:

Raspberry-Corpse: Stage3 ∴ Vamp Eye

Raspberry-Corpse:  Stage3 ∴ Vamp Eye

Communistbakery: Seabassbitch: Throwin A Fit Im The Dog

Communistbakery:  Seabassbitch:  Throwin A Fit  Im The Dog

Acanofpeaches: I Go On Youtube To Take A Break From This Sinful Website And Then I See This. I Will Never Be Free.

Acanofpeaches:  I Go On Youtube To Take A Break From This Sinful Website And Then

Gif: I Laugh Harder Every Time I Replay It

Gif:  I Laugh Harder Every Time I Replay It

Wroxall: Unetrangerquidort: People Who Use The Word “Literally“ For Something That Can’t Be Literal Is The Reason I Want Man Kind To Be Extinct. Nothings Real Dude Not Even Grammer We Made It Up Man Go Outside

Wroxall:  Unetrangerquidort:  People Who Use The Word “Literally“ For Something

Jedisteverogers: Hihiyas: Rainnecassidy: Pagetbewbster: Chidoree: If You Threw A Pad Or Tampon Into A Crowd Of Boys They Would Probably All Scream And It Would Be Like That Scene From Monsters Inc Where George Gets Contaminated By A Sock Story Time

Jedisteverogers:  Hihiyas:  Rainnecassidy:  Pagetbewbster:  Chidoree:  If You Threw

Themiddleliddle: #So Fun Fact: Watch Han’s Lips During The Scene #Carrie Fisher Was Going Through Some Stuff During The Filming Of Empire (Assuming Pre-Bi-Polar Diagnosis) #So She Kept Forgetting Her Lines #And Harrison Ford Kept Feeding Them

Themiddleliddle:    #So Fun Fact: Watch Han’s Lips During The Scene #Carrie Fisher

Glassraptor: Vampires Always Like “I Could Kill You If I Wanted” Like? Yeah? So Could Another Human Being. So Could A Dog. So Could A Dedicated Duck. You Arent Special

Glassraptor:  Vampires Always Like “I Could Kill You If I Wanted” Like? Yeah?

Chulaspice: Raptorific: Things That, As A Mentally Ill Person, I Do Not Find Offensive: Using The Words “Crazy” Or “Nuts” Or “Insane” To Describe Something Unexpected Or Incredible, Such As “Mars Has Two Moons?! That’s Crazy!” Or “Wow,

Chulaspice:  Raptorific:  Things That, As A Mentally Ill Person, I Do Not Find Offensive:

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