i was born a zombie

i was born a zombie

A Message From Your Local Emt

Fyspringfield: Read It.

Jeankd: Caribbritchick: Kushandwizdom: 😭😭😭 Yeah, Cause You Had 2 Hours To Put Your Shoes On ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Pastelgarfield: - Don’t Rp Real People - Don’t Headcanon About Real People - Don’t Ship Real People - Honestly Don’t Fucking Treat Real People Like Fictional Characters These Are Real Fucking People Holy Shit

Awwww-Cute: She Looked Perfectly Into The Camera

100-Lbs-Of-Salt: Yungmethuselah: Don’t Talk Shit About People’s Teeth. Seriously. Speaking As A Major Dental Hygiene Enthusiast… Great-Looking Teeth Come From Two Things: Luck And Money (Which Is Also A Function Of Luck). Dental Procedures Tend

Kintatsujo: Laqueus: Thepioden: Roachpatrol: Joshnewberry: People Who Complain About Dinosaurs “Not Being Scary Anymore” Because Its Been Discovered They Have Feathers And Are Closely Related To/Ancestors Of Birds Are So Bizarre Like Its Not

Nonstopdoodle: Baconatorkat: Psui: Fite Him @Nonstopdoodle Aaugh! Dank Memes And Yugioh! My Weakness!

Zelka94: Twylock: So Um I Found A Yugioh/Dragonball/Pokémon Parody Made By Mad That Was On Tv A Few Years Ago And I Rewatched It And I Was Not Disappointed Beautiful.

Phan-Is-Sempiternal: Mousathe14: Gehayi: Profeminist: Tampons Are A “Luxury Item” Once I Worked As An Intern In The State Capital. One Of The Representatives I Worked For Was This Middle-Aged Guy. And He Hated The Tampon And Napkin Machines

Kaz0O-Kid: Buzzfeedcanada: This Is What Porn Canadians Are Searching For …The Top Search In Quebec Is “Quebec.” I Feel The Need Kinkshame Quebec

Anocurry: Season 0 Screenie Redrawwww

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