justbadpuns: My friend went on a date with a girl calle, “Simile.” I asked him how it went. He said it wasn’t serious, he just metaphor a coffee.

justbadpuns: My friend went on a date with a girl calle, “Simile.” I asked him how it went. He said it wasn’t serious, he just metaphor a coffee.

Nooowestayandgetcaught: (Insp.)

Captioned-Vines: Jaxxgarcia: 911 Help Me Im Being Stereotyped Into A Threesome Again 1: “You’re Bi? Oh My God! My Husband And I Have Been Dying To Try Some Stuff Out! What’s Your Number?” 2: [Blowing Whistle Furiously] “Help!”

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Samvasnormandy: I Took This The Other Day And I Just Realised I Still Hasn’t Posted It On Here! No. Porn. Blogs.

Slovenskiy: Ekans Was Interesting In Pokemon Green

Samvasnormandy: Rockboci: Shut The Fuck Up, Bull @Bisexualpiratequeen

Aeonmagnus: Transformers Titans Return Sixshot, Doublecross, Getaway, Triggerhappy, Megatron (Voyager), Optimus Prime (Voyager), Mindwipe And Wolfwire (Weirdwolf).

Scales-And-Fangs: The Amboina Sail-Finned Lizard (Hydrosaurus Amboinensis)

Am Oan The Protein

Meeting Someone Whose Grindr Pic Wasn't Of Them

Nerdy-King-Of-Hell: So Bored

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