thebootydiaries: truebluesandwich: thebootydiaries: thatcoollamp: I feel like TheBootyDiaries is that one pretty friend who is really funny and at the same time will come up to your window at 3 am asking if you want some noodles. i am always lurking

thebootydiaries: truebluesandwich: thebootydiaries: thatcoollamp: I feel like TheBootyDiaries is that one pretty friend who is really funny and at the same time will come up to your window at 3 am asking if you want some noodles. i am always lurking

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Turing-Tested: Turing-Tested: Is It The Lesbian Birthday Today Oh Fuck It Is! Happy Birthday Lesbians

Doctortay: “Anyone You’re Dating Who Gets Upset Upon Learning You’re Bi Is Doing You A Favor By Disqualifying Themselves From The List Of People Who Get To Date You.” Yo This Is Hella Important

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I Kind Of Want To Replay Dmmd. I Miss It And Still Never Finished Re:connect Lol

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Reallylameblog: What If Garbage Was Spelled Like Garbij

Me: Has Absolutely No Idea What Size An Acre Is In Real People Language

Vampireapologist:im In The Library Working On Some Final Papers And The Dude Across From Me At This Study Staton Just Did The Sign Of The Cross Before He Started Typing Something So That’s Where He’s At Rn

Roachpatrol: Jumpingjacktrash: Copperbadge: Halloweentreat: Congratulations, You Made It Halfway To Halloween!Halfoween Is The Day When Next Halloween Appears On The Horizon Before Us And The Last One Disappears Behind. Bake Some Cookies Tonight And

Kant: “Dude You Look Different Today” Yeah My Cocks Out

Milk-Withtwosugars:if You Were A “Gifted Kid” In Elementary Theres An 100% Chance Youre Gay And Depressed Now

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