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Doctortay: “Anyone You’re Dating Who Gets Upset Upon Learning You’re Bi Is Doing You A Favor By Disqualifying Themselves From The List Of People Who Get To Date You.” Yo This Is Hella Important

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I Kind Of Want To Replay Dmmd. I Miss It And Still Never Finished Re:connect Lol

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Me: Has Absolutely No Idea What Size An Acre Is In Real People Language

Vampireapologist:im In The Library Working On Some Final Papers And The Dude Across From Me At This Study Staton Just Did The Sign Of The Cross Before He Started Typing Something So That’s Where He’s At Rn

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Kant: “Dude You Look Different Today” Yeah My Cocks Out

Milk-Withtwosugars:if You Were A “Gifted Kid” In Elementary Theres An 100% Chance Youre Gay And Depressed Now

Weavemama:it Costs 0 Dollars To Be Mindful And Not Use Cinco De Mayo As An Excuse To Disrespect And Take Advantage Of Mexican Culture

Klefable: I Love Little Kids That Share Too Much Information. Today A Girl Came In With Her Mom To Order Food And I Told Her I Liked Her Dress. She Said “Thanks My Mom Stole It From Target”

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