#fuckintourists (at Ride the Ducks)

#fuckintourists (at Ride the Ducks)

Well It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Good Thing I Brought My Sonic! #Exterminate (At Emp Museum)

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Being Attacked By A Space Shark! Save Me Mr. Astronaut! #Redshirtproblems (At Emp Museum)

#Redshirtproblems (At Emp Museum)

What Came Out Was A Very High Pitched, Pterodactyl-Like, Yo-Landi-Esque Noise That I Would In No Way Describe As A Scream. #Noonewillhearmeifigetmurdered (At Emp Museum)

Eating Space Ice Cream At The Top Of The Space Needle. (At Space Needle)

#Romance #Hotnorthwesttoddy @Michelledeidre (At Lola)

Nsfw: Well I Guess This Is Goodnight, Y'all. Tomorrow Is My Last Full Day In Seattle And I Have A Lot Planned!

It Is Fuckin Cold Out Here, Y'all. We Goin Troll Hunting. #Assassinscarf

Fuck No, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Paying Your Troll Toll! (At The Fremont Troll)

Holy Fucking Shit You Guys I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Seen A Hard Copy Before Brb Trying To Convince Them To Let Me Buy It #Bestpornever (At Scarecrow Video)

#Ramenaddict (At Samurai Noodle)

The First Starbucks. #Fuckintourists (At Starbucks)

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