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I’m being attacked by a space shark! Save me Mr. Astronaut! #redshirtproblems (at EMP Museum)

I’m being attacked by a space shark! Save me Mr. Astronaut! #redshirtproblems (at EMP Museum)

I’m being attacked by a space shark! Save me Mr. Astronaut! #redshirtproblems

#Redshirtproblems (At Emp Museum)

#Redshirtproblems (At Emp Museum)

What Came Out Was A Very High Pitched, Pterodactyl-Like, Yo-Landi-Esque Noise That I Would In No Way Describe As A Scream. #Noonewillhearmeifigetmurdered (At Emp Museum)

What Came Out Was A Very High Pitched, Pterodactyl-Like, Yo-Landi-Esque Noise That

Eating Space Ice Cream At The Top Of The Space Needle. (At Space Needle)

Eating Space Ice Cream At The Top Of The Space Needle. (At Space Needle)

#Romance #Hotnorthwesttoddy @Michelledeidre (At Lola)

#Romance #Hotnorthwesttoddy @Michelledeidre (At Lola)

Nsfw: Well I Guess This Is Goodnight, Y'all. Tomorrow Is My Last Full Day In Seattle And I Have A Lot Planned!

Nsfw: Well I Guess This Is Goodnight, Y'all. Tomorrow Is My Last Full Day In Seattle

It Is Fuckin Cold Out Here, Y'all. We Goin Troll Hunting. #Assassinscarf

It Is Fuckin Cold Out Here, Y'all. We Goin Troll Hunting. #Assassinscarf

Fuck No, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Paying Your Troll Toll! (At The Fremont Troll)

Fuck No, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Paying Your Troll Toll! (At The Fremont Troll)

Holy Fucking Shit You Guys I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Seen A Hard Copy Before Brb Trying To Convince Them To Let Me Buy It #Bestpornever (At Scarecrow Video)

Holy Fucking Shit You Guys I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Seen A Hard Copy Before Brb Trying

#Ramenaddict (At Samurai Noodle)

#Ramenaddict (At Samurai Noodle)

The First Starbucks. #Fuckintourists (At Starbucks)

The First Starbucks. #Fuckintourists (At Starbucks)

Hurts So Good. (At Under The Needle Tattoos)

Hurts So Good. (At Under The Needle Tattoos)

Dancin, Daaaaaancin! (At The Crocodile)

Dancin, Daaaaaancin! (At The Crocodile)

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