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Fuck no, I’m not paying your troll toll! (at The Fremont Troll)

Fuck no, I’m not paying your troll toll! (at The Fremont Troll)

Fuck no, I’m not paying your troll toll! (at The Fremont Troll)

Holy Fucking Shit You Guys I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Seen A Hard Copy Before Brb Trying To Convince Them To Let Me Buy It #Bestpornever (At Scarecrow Video)

Holy Fucking Shit You Guys I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Seen A Hard Copy Before Brb Trying

#Ramenaddict (At Samurai Noodle)

#Ramenaddict (At Samurai Noodle)

The First Starbucks. #Fuckintourists (At Starbucks)

The First Starbucks. #Fuckintourists  (At Starbucks)

Hurts So Good. (At Under The Needle Tattoos)

Hurts So Good.  (At Under The Needle Tattoos)

Dancin, Daaaaaancin! (At The Crocodile)

Dancin, Daaaaaancin!  (At The Crocodile)

For Real, Though, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like A Legit Problem At This Point. #Pizzaaddict (At The Crocodile)

For Real, Though, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like A Legit Problem At This Point. #Pizzaaddict

Never Be Lost. Be Who You Are, Where You Are. Enjoy The Moment And Explore It. (At The Crocodile)

Never Be Lost. Be Who You Are, Where You Are. Enjoy The Moment And Explore It. (At

High School Me Would Be Freaking The Fuck Out Right Now. Just Having Whiskey With Matt Pond And Rocky Votolato. #Whatismylife #Amazingendingseattle (At The Crocodile)

High School Me Would Be Freaking The Fuck Out Right Now. Just Having Whiskey With

Nsfw: Seattle, You Were Lovely, But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Happy I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going Home Soon! (I&Amp;Rsquo;M Gonna Miss This Huge Bathtub, Though.)

Nsfw: Seattle, You Were Lovely, But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Happy I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going Home

And Then Sometimes Flight Delays Are Ok Because You Get Stoned And Wear A Shredder Helmet While You Wait. Thanks @Darrinchase! (At Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (Sea))

And Then Sometimes Flight Delays Are Ok Because You Get Stoned And Wear A Shredder

Waiting An Uncomfortable Amount Of Time For My Bag. So Close To Being Home. (At Los Angeles International Airport (Lax))

Waiting An Uncomfortable Amount Of Time For My Bag. So Close To Being Home. (At Los

Do I Even Do Anything Else? @Thaliaaaaaaaa #Regram #Pizzaqueen #Imgonnaweighamillionlbs

Do I Even Do Anything Else? @Thaliaaaaaaaa #Regram #Pizzaqueen #Imgonnaweighamillionlbs

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