Gym selfiiiieee oh em gee! Look at how totes buff I am!

Gym selfiiiieee oh em gee! Look at how totes buff I am!

My Baby Girl. She Knows When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Upset And Gets All Super Cuddly. #Hopingforachristmasmiracle

Thanks For The Great Xmas Gift, @Aprilsalud! Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To Hang It Up!

Went Out To Support My Girl @Lillymoonart! #Vavavoom (At Crazy Girls)

I Love Half Naked Babes. Especially This One. #Hairtwins (At Crazy Girls)

I Still Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Seen This Fuckin Movie Yet. #Shenanigans #Properlady #Canwefuckhere

I Made This Masterpiece Of A Grilled Cheese Sandwich For @Matthewboman&Amp;Rsquo;S New Show! (Photo Credit: @Stevezaragoza)

Love My Cooking Or I Will Fucking Cut You. #Bosdiner

So Much Fun And Butter Was Had Today! #Bosdiner

Caught Santa Doing Some Last Minute Shopping At The Flea Market And I Think That Little Girl Behind Me Is Having A Reality Check. #Santaisntreal

Everyone Wants A Log!

#Puppylove

Merry Xmas!

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