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- @hollis_hart got me a cake. She is a perfect human being whom I love very much. Thank you for today. #artbarn #secretproject

- @hollis_hart got me a cake. She is a perfect human being whom I love very much. Thank you for today. #artbarn #secretproject

- @hollis_hart got me a cake. She is a perfect human being whom I love very much.

Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday!

Box O&Amp;Rsquo; Sake #Japanesefermentedcoconutwater #Secretalcohol

Box O&Amp;Rsquo; Sake #Japanesefermentedcoconutwater #Secretalcohol

Finally Got To See My Boys Be Funny On A Stage Tonight. #Virginitystory (At Hollywood Improv)

Finally Got To See My Boys Be Funny On A Stage Tonight. #Virginitystory (At Hollywood

Happy Birthday To My Absolute Best Fuckin Friend! I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Glad That I Found You In A Parking Lot.

Happy Birthday To My Absolute Best Fuckin Friend! I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Glad That I Found

Dying My Bush Silver

Dying My Bush Silver

Eat Shit. #Minimochacupcakies

Eat Shit. #Minimochacupcakies

Dagny Always Makes Me Feel Like An Evil Mastermind When She Sits In My Lap While I Work. #Onemeeeeelliondollars

Dagny Always Makes Me Feel Like An Evil Mastermind When She Sits In My Lap While

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Judging A Nerd Poetry Slam At Phoenix Comic Con This Friday! Come Read A Poem, Listen To Me Read A Poem, Or Just Hang Out! #Phxcc

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Judging A Nerd Poetry Slam At Phoenix Comic Con This Friday! Come Read

#Kbye #Latenightroadtrip #Phxcc

#Kbye #Latenightroadtrip #Phxcc

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Sorry That I Love Arby&Amp;Rsquo;S. #Yesiknowitsawful #Idgaf #Illbesorrylater #Roadtrip

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Sorry That I Love Arby&Amp;Rsquo;S. #Yesiknowitsawful #Idgaf #Illbesorrylater

#Nofilter #Nomakeup #Nomoredriving #Imadeitma #Roadtrip

#Nofilter #Nomakeup #Nomoredriving #Imadeitma #Roadtrip

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Heyitsapril

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