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#TeamBeer (Anne Wheaton for the photobomb, ya’ll!) photo by the best instagram name around: @bowtiesaretheshit (at Stone Brewery)

#TeamBeer (Anne Wheaton for the photobomb, ya’ll!) photo by the best instagram name around: @bowtiesaretheshit (at Stone Brewery)

#TeamBeer (Anne Wheaton for the photobomb, ya’ll!) photo by the best instagram

This Guy Knows How To Make Beer And Wear A Skirt. Uh, I Mean Kilt. Yeah, Whatever, He&Amp;Rsquo;S Cool And I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Lucky To Call Him A Friend. #Beertastinglessons (At Stone Brewery)

This Guy Knows How To Make Beer And Wear A Skirt. Uh, I Mean Kilt. Yeah, Whatever,

Just&Amp;Hellip;

Just&Amp;Hellip;

#Found (At Velvet Margarita Cantina)

#Found (At Velvet Margarita Cantina)

The Kind Of Night That Ninja Dances With You With Lustful Eyes Whilst Biting Your Skin Before Yolandi Shares Her Cigarette With You And You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Smoke. All While Not Giving A Fuck Because You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Finally Made Out With That Bartender Babe

The Kind Of Night That Ninja Dances With You With Lustful Eyes Whilst Biting Your

If You Try To Sneak A Selfie In The Ladies&Amp;Rsquo; Room At The Magic Castle, Crazy Eyes Back There Will Come On And Scare The Shit Out Of You. Happy Birthday, @Aprilsalud! (At The World Famous Magic Castle, Hollywood)

If You Try To Sneak A Selfie In The Ladies&Amp;Rsquo; Room At The Magic Castle, Crazy

Last Night Was Magical. (At The World Famous Magic Castle, Hollywood)

Last Night Was Magical. (At The World Famous Magic Castle, Hollywood)

Nsfw: Happy National Coffee Day!

Nsfw: Happy National Coffee Day!

No One Is Answering.

No One Is Answering.

Nsfw: My First Attempt At Making Coffee Using The Pour Over Method&Amp;Hellip;

Nsfw: My First Attempt At Making Coffee Using The Pour Over Method&Amp;Hellip;

My First Attempt At Making Pour Over Coffee Went Horribly Wrong. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Anywhere Near Strong Enough. I Guess I Need More Practice. Or To Do More Research. Or To Count Better? I Have No Idea But I Will Get It Right One Of These Days. At Least I&Amp;Rsq

My First Attempt At Making Pour Over Coffee Went Horribly Wrong. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not

Hey Look, I Acted In A Thing That Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Porn. &Amp;Hellip;Still A Parody, Though. ;)

Hey Look, I Acted In A Thing That Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Porn. &Amp;Hellip;Still A Parody,

Ladies Night In The Ladies Room. (At Improv-La)

Ladies Night In The Ladies Room. (At Improv-La)

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