Dagny is trying so hard to jump into this chair. She’s trying to pull herself up.

Dagny is trying so hard to jump into this chair. She’s trying to pull herself up.

Too Fucking Cute

Birthday Shenanigans: Bff Bday Buddies Cake Edition

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Gonna Eat This Whole Cake For Breakfast At 1Pm Because Today Is My Birthday And I Can! #Breakfastofbdaychampions

Cake For Breakfast And A 28Th Birthday Is One Hell Of A Motivation For Running. But If You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Gym Selfie, Did You Even Gym?

Happy National Beer Day! (At Wurstküche)

#Pinballistruelove (At Eightytwo)

I Was Born At 11:54Pm On April 7Th. So, Only 6 Minutes Of My Actual Birthday Exists. I Miss These True Minutes Every Year Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Too Busy Enjoying Life, Trying To Elongate What Little Time Of Speciality In A Day That I Have To Manipulate. This

This Is Dagny Not Giving A Fuck That There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Cookie Right In Front Of Her That I Said She Could Eat. She Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want It.

#Tbt To My First Coachella In 2012 Because Now That I&Amp;Rsquo;M Officially Not Going This Weekend, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Starting To Experience Withdrawals. Have Fun For Me In The Desert Everyone! #Whydidichoosethisawfulfilterallthoseyearsago

Happy #Nationalsiblingday @Ianarrested! Remember When Our Parents Forced Us To Pretend Like We Liked Each Other In Photos? Good Times. #Heyyyybrother

Ahahaha She&Amp;Rsquo;S So Unamused

Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Vain. #Selfiestories

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