moriarty: hajinkz: Marvel one-liners (x) captain a-fucking MERICA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

moriarty: hajinkz: Marvel one-liners (x) captain a-fucking MERICA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Potato-Bear: Nevver: Six Decades Of The Most Popular Names For Girls What The Fuck Was With Jennifer Holy Shit

Yamatohatake: Nosdrinker: My English Teacher Accused Me Of Plagiarizing An Essay I Wrote About My Own Life My Friend Got Accused Of Plagiarizing In Junior High Because She Used The Word “Sweets” Instead Of “Candy” And Our Teacher Thought That

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Adamusprime: I’m Gonna Start A Restaurant Called “Trust Me” And The Menu Will Be Things That Sound Questionable But Taste Great

Daolian: Don’t Be Too Clingydon’t Be Such A ‘Girl’be A Womanbut Be Hairless Like A Childdon’t Wear Skimpy Outfitsdon’t Be Such A ‘Slut’be Modestbut Take It Off When I Askdon’t Assert Yourselfdon’t Be Such A ‘Bitch’be Nice To Mebut

Lindsaur-Gor: There Needs To Be A Code Word Or Something That Means “My Brain Is Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way Today And I Feel Like I’m Going To Vibrate Out Of My Skin, So I Need You To Forgive Everything And Go Slowly And Speak Softly And Lower

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Expectacular: The-Vashta-Nerada: Theevilsnowmenarecoming: Can I Just Bring Everyone’s Attention To The Snowman In The Background Look At Him Look Oh My God

Themafiaiceskater: How I Feel When My Teacher Puts Me In Charge Of A Group.

Otterly-Awesome: Books-Instead-People: Ifellinlovewithabrokenheart: Hiddlecrotch: I Think I Prefer The Marvel Version. Dunnno Why. I Sure Dont. Reblogging Because That Gif Sums Up My Feelings Entirely~

Bleedingmakesitbetterphilip: Felkasmiejesiezwodka: Transientfashion: 1. Put On Nail Polish And Let Dry. 2. Dip Fingernail In Alcohol-Basically Any Will Do, Vodka Is Suggested. 3. Press A Strip Of Newspaper Big Enough To Cover The Whole Nail On To Your

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