thirstiest: i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

thirstiest: i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

Jerkidiot: Selfie Game Strong As Hell

Aubsticle: This Is My Favorite Internet Phenomenon That I Have Experienced Since I Joined Tumblr Three Years Ago.

Skrillsnwubwubs: #Watching Terrible Things Happen In Other Fandoms That Tag

Twentyoneandpregnant: Lifehackable: Hack Life Here I Did This Once And I Thought It Said Two Cups Of Vanilla Extract And My Whole House Smelled Like The Pillsburry Dough Boys Butt Hole For A Month.

Nipplefreckle: That Fucking Doge Trend Has Ruined My Ability To Speak And Now I’m Worried Because God Forbid I’m Stabbed Or Something And I Call 911 And I’m Coughing Up Blood And 911 Finally Answers And All I Can Gasp Out Is &Amp;Ldquo;Much Knife&Amp;Rdquo;

British Words

Ovarysoulcandy: She Was Probably Thinking About Stabbing Him Right Then And There

Letthewordsoverflow: Original-Southern-Timelord: Original-Southern-Timelord: So A Few Weeks Ago I Bought Some Pirate Boots, Which Is Cool Right? Because Pirates. But Then I Cocked Up The Laces And…. Pirate Stripper Boots! Perhaps This Is Some Sort

Sherlockisthebest: All My Khirk Feels….

Time To Procrastinate Viciously.

Actassone: Songofsunset: Inventrix: 0Trevskies: When Friends Won’t Believe They’re Cute And Perfect When Friends Insist That You’re Cute And Perfect Shhhhhhhh You’re Cute And Perfect Deal With It Motherfucker This Made Me So

Believed: Everyone Stop Being Mean Look At This Dog He Thinks This Whole Parade Is His Parade What A Happy Lil Pup

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