twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.

Nipplefreckle: That Fucking Doge Trend Has Ruined My Ability To Speak And Now I’m Worried Because God Forbid I’m Stabbed Or Something And I Call 911 And I’m Coughing Up Blood And 911 Finally Answers And All I Can Gasp Out Is &Amp;Ldquo;Much Knife&Amp;Rdquo;

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Ovarysoulcandy: She Was Probably Thinking About Stabbing Him Right Then And There

Letthewordsoverflow: Original-Southern-Timelord: Original-Southern-Timelord: So A Few Weeks Ago I Bought Some Pirate Boots, Which Is Cool Right? Because Pirates. But Then I Cocked Up The Laces And…. Pirate Stripper Boots! Perhaps This Is Some Sort

Sherlockisthebest: All My Khirk Feels….

Time To Procrastinate Viciously.

Actassone: Songofsunset: Inventrix: 0Trevskies: When Friends Won’t Believe They’re Cute And Perfect When Friends Insist That You’re Cute And Perfect Shhhhhhhh You’re Cute And Perfect Deal With It Motherfucker This Made Me So

Believed: Everyone Stop Being Mean Look At This Dog He Thinks This Whole Parade Is His Parade What A Happy Lil Pup

Bitch. Jerk.

Nestingstars: Gobrunetteniall: Fuckliam: To The European Directioners You Snooze You Lose #Usa! Usa! Usa! Usa!

Sywen14: Ourbabybanana: As Of Wednesday, November 6Th, There Are Only 49 Days Until Christmas! Hahahaha I Am Laughing Like A Crazy Xdxdxd I Have To Make This Thing Xd

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