nipplefreckle: that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is “much knife”

nipplefreckle: that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is “much knife”

British Words

Ovarysoulcandy: She Was Probably Thinking About Stabbing Him Right Then And There

Letthewordsoverflow: Original-Southern-Timelord: Original-Southern-Timelord: So A Few Weeks Ago I Bought Some Pirate Boots, Which Is Cool Right? Because Pirates. But Then I Cocked Up The Laces And…. Pirate Stripper Boots! Perhaps This Is Some Sort

Sherlockisthebest: All My Khirk Feels….

Time To Procrastinate Viciously.

Actassone: Songofsunset: Inventrix: 0Trevskies: When Friends Won’t Believe They’re Cute And Perfect When Friends Insist That You’re Cute And Perfect Shhhhhhhh You’re Cute And Perfect Deal With It Motherfucker This Made Me So

Believed: Everyone Stop Being Mean Look At This Dog He Thinks This Whole Parade Is His Parade What A Happy Lil Pup

Bitch. Jerk.

Nestingstars: Gobrunetteniall: Fuckliam: To The European Directioners You Snooze You Lose #Usa! Usa! Usa! Usa!

Sywen14: Ourbabybanana: As Of Wednesday, November 6Th, There Are Only 49 Days Until Christmas! Hahahaha I Am Laughing Like A Crazy Xdxdxd I Have To Make This Thing Xd

Have You Ever Seen A Commie Drink A Glass Of Water

Californiapeople: Picture-Perfect-Pheromones: Emily—Rugburn: Queenfattyoftherollpalace: Soulere: Getsomefrills: Su-Ic-Id-Al: Pea-Nut-Fit: Imbringinghealthyback: Lostinmy-Daydr3Ams: Thank You Hilary Duff. I Love You. Needed To Reblog This

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