theycallmeabbey: People doing the “selfie Olympics” are forgetting the best selfie of all time.

theycallmeabbey: People doing the “selfie Olympics” are forgetting the best selfie of all time.

I’m The Nicest Rude Person You’ll Ever Meet, I Don’t Give A Fuck About Anything But At The Same Time I Care About A Lot, I Hate People But I Develop Crushes Easily, I Hate Myself But At The Same Time I’m Completely Fabulous.

Driver Picks The Music

Iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: Popping Bottles In The Ice, Like A Lizard. When We Drink We Do It Right, With A Lizard.

Bomb Diggity

Dark-Chocolate-Pain: All-You-Could-Never-Know: Bloodymane: Wow This Is One Of The Most Tragically Honest Things Ive Ever Read Sad But True

Turn That Frown Upside Down

Thethiefmeenahpeixes: Gaminthespian: If The Infinite Multiverse Theory Is True Does That Mean That Theres A Universe Where It Isnt Stop

Pajama Pants And An Armani Jacket

Driver Picks The Music

Ahappyreturn: Woahtherepeasant: Smaug Represents Everything I Want In A Romantic Interest 1) Money 2) Dragon 3) Benedict Cumberbatch

Yeliw: Release-The-Reins: Too-Stoned-To-Remember: My Dad Is A Diver, He Used To Dive With Seals And He Said That They Would Just Play Around You And Basically They Were Just Mermaid Dogs Its Smiling Mermaid Dogs

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