Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

Stevenfresco: I May Not Be That Funny Or Athletic Or Good Looking Or Smart Or Talented I Forgot Where I Was Going With This

Reshipped: Things I Better Have By The End Of 2014: A Better Face Lots Of Money Many Slutty Memories

Cocktobottom: One Good Thing About A Heatwave In Australia ;)

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Hotsuburbandad: If I Ever Seem Arrogant Or Anything Like That, Please Know I’m Joking 100% I Have Zero Self Confidence And I Sometimes Pretend That I Think Im Dead Cool And Awesome Because I’m Actually Terrible So It’s Mildly Funny

Life-Can-Be-Hard-But-Stay-Strong: Rule Number 1: You Never Ever Tell Someone To Kill Themselves Rule Number 2: You Never Tell Someone That They Are Fat Rule Number 3: You Never Tell Someone That They Are Thin Rule Number 4: You Never Judge Someone And

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