snorlaxatives: i’d rather be dead than have to deal with the pain of bumping your hip into the corner of the kitchen counter

snorlaxatives: i’d rather be dead than have to deal with the pain of bumping your hip into the corner of the kitchen counter

Hundredpercentofe: Bipolar—Woman: :’)[意志を継ぐもの]

Komlin: Pick-Up Line: I’ll Cosplay Your Otp With You

Charlamagnethagod: The Two Hardest Things In The World Are Trying Not To Eat Out Of Boredom And Not Taking 6 Hour Naps After School

Princess-Peachie: Cahmiau: Tenaflyviper: Apparently, Because It Has The Word “Lolita” In It, Tumblr Now Auto-Filters Anything To Do With Lolita Fashion, Including The “Sweet Lolita” Tag. Such Scary Hair Bows And Petticoats! Oh My! Much Pink

Rabbitrecycle: So You Guys Know How Sylveons Are Predominantly Male? What If You Were Cuddling Your Sylveon And You Said: &Amp;Ldquo;Who’s The Cutest Dragon Killer?&Amp;Rdquo; And It Just Looks You Dead In The Eye And Says In The Deepest Silkiest Most Manly

Herooflife: Meowoofau: Bun Bun’s Bark Your Kitten May Be Cute But We Think It’s Faulty… It’s Fucking Puppycat Oh My God

Pokemonisgreaterthanlife: Artist

Geometricdeathtrap: Sammechu: Iciclebadge: Thecakebar: Lay’s Debuts New Chocolate-Covered Potato Chips Yo Wat The Hell I Just Realized What These Are. Chocolate Chips. These Are Really Fucking Good

Riddlemetom: Mike And Sully Play Charades In A Trailer Specifically Made To Show In Theater Before Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone

Satans-Fabulous-Blog: Morphingly: Brightredkettle: Are You The Sat Because I’d Do You For 3 Hours And 45 Minutes With A Ten Minute Break Halfway Through For Snacks That’s The Most Reasonable Pick Up Line I’ve Ever Heard. You’re Hired.

I Just Got The Comfiest Motherfucking Bra Ever Like Seriously I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Tell That It&Amp;Rsquo;S There When I Wear It It Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Dig In Anywhere It Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Move Around Any It Fits Perfectly I Am Probably Going To Go Back And Buy Another

Auncyen: Mostlymostly: Marshmallow! I Am Willing To Believe A Number Of Avalanche Members Would Use Red’s Tail As A Marshmallow Toaster, But I Doubt Red Was Smiling When They Did Xd

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