sometimes I wonder if tumblr is just some really fucked up social experiment

sometimes I wonder if tumblr is just some really fucked up social experiment

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Charlesoberonn: Please Don’t Tell Girls “The Boy Who’s Picking On You Actually Just Likes You” Even If It’s True, You Shouldn’t Teach Girls To Respect That Sort Of Affection. And You Should Definitely Not Teach Boys That Expressing Their

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