mbgagaaddict:Chopped contestant: my entire family was murdered by wolves but the wolves spared me and taught me how to cook so I know I’m going to win

mbgagaaddict:Chopped contestant: my entire family was murdered by wolves but the wolves spared me and taught me how to cook so I know I’m going to win

Kasvii: When U Tired Af But Can’t Stop Thinkin Abt How Neptune Just Completed It’s First Observed Orbit 4 Yrs Ago……

Adulting

Beesmygod:i Just Saw The Headline “My Son Had His First Birthday In Prison” And For Longer Than Id Like To Admit I Tried To Figure Out What The Fuck A Baby Did To Get Sent To Prison

❗️❗️❗️Attention 2003 Kids❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 Is The Last Year Of Being A Kid 😔👦👧! Because Next 👉Year! We Gon Be T33N4G3Rs💁🙅💅!! Partying 🎉💃 Drinking 🍻🍸🍹🍷 Making Out And Sex 👅💦😳

Rottenattitudesrus: Arlluk: There Are Actual People Out There Who Want To Genetically Modify Carnivores So They No Longer Eat Other Animals Im Going To Fly Away From This Planet Goodbye #Can We Please Feed Extremist Vegans To The Wildlife

Prokopetz:you Can Discover The Weirdest Things Digging Into Your Family History.for Example:apparently, I Have A Great-Great-Uncle Who Was Cursed By A Witch After Stiffing Her On The Repayment Of One-Dollar Loan. (Why He Borrowed A Dollar From A Witch

800145069:So Basically Things Will Be The Same, But I’ll Actually Have The Money I’m Spending

Gemkisses: I Can’t Believe The Native Gem Language Is ‘Unown From Pokemon’

Brainbubblegum:fornication-Force-Five:nepetaleijons: Does Anyone Realize Draco Malfoy’s Name Means Bad Dragon Is That Why He Was Always Up Harrys Ass?

Tarotempura

Karlcat:do You Ever Find An Author/Artist Who Just Interprets Ur Fave Characters So Good And It’s Just

Fandom And Feeling

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