balloonarcade: kfp2: i only accept anon hate that begins with “i, lord starscream,” This is such a good policy.

balloonarcade: kfp2: i only accept anon hate that begins with “i, lord starscream,” This is such a good policy.

Mrozna: Greenzaku: Becausebirds: Bro… What Are You Doing? These Are Australian Magpies, And It Gets Better. The One Hanging Upside Down Is A Juvenile, From The Appearance Of Its Spotted Breast, Which Adults Do Not Have.. At That Age They Can Fly

Animar-Smol-Of-Elephants: Penguintree: So The Police And Fire Station Are Right Next To My Library Which Is A Pokemon Gym And Pokestop. The Cops Are Blu Team And The Firefighters Are Red And They Are Constantly Fighting Over The Gym. I Found Out Cuz

Freaks &Amp; Weirdos &Amp; Nasties Only ♡

Marukobott: If I Ever Misgender You: It Is Not On Purpose I Promise Im Very Sorry Tell Me Your Correct Pronouns And Ill Use Them Spray Me With Cold Water

Crayonster: Reversingyourpolarity: Anxiety Is Like Perpetually Hearing The Boss/Enemy Music But Never Seeing The Threat. This Is The Best Description I’ve Ever Heard.

Dank Birb!

Dairy-Free: Saltatio-Crudelitatis: “Loneliness As A Situation Can Be Corrected, But As A State Of Mind It Is An Incurable Illness.” — Vladimir Nabokov Business Is Slow, But Speckles Remains Optimistic

Lovely-Luxray: Silvaperegrinus: Guys. Listen. A “Large Dog” In Mandarin Is 大狗, Which Is Pronounced Dà Gǒu. So, Basically, A Doggo Is Literally Called A Doggo In Chinese. Let’s All Take A Moment To Appreciate This Linguistic Beauty.

Cobrakiin: Narqueen: Awkwardly-Handsome: Why Does Naraku Spend All His Time Making Shitty Ocs? !!!!!! Isn’t Naraku Himself Just A Half-Demon Oc Of Some Human Guy Who Was Pissed Off That He Got “Friendzoned”?

Tarotempura

Hajimehinatiddy: “If You Guys Need Me I’ll Be Brooding On Top Of My Huge Trash Pile.”

Transhumanisticpanspermia: The First Time I Watched 2001: A Space Odyssey, My Video Player Was Screwed Up And Was Playing It At About One Tenth Speed. It Took Me Several Minutes To Figure This Out Because I Just Assumed Stanley Kubrick Was Really That

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