weloveshortvideos: Ineffective “guard dog”

weloveshortvideos: Ineffective “guard dog”

Somewhatnewtothis: Genderkills: The Knife Emoji But Capitalized Sword

Quasi-Normalcy: Kerryrenaissance: Silverbellsolicitor: It Kind Of Really Confuses Me When Barbie Commercials Have Little Girls Dressing Them Up And Brushing Their Hair Like No Barbie Is Not About Fashion. Barbie Is About Collecting As Many Dolls As

Fangirlingoverdemigods: Fangirlingoverdemigods: My Mother Just Asked Me If Dabbing Was A Thing “Us Homosexuals Do” Im Fucjing Dy In G Reblog If Ur A Dabbing Homosexual

Objectionable-Code: I Saw This By @Februeruri And I Couldn’t Resist Making A Parody Of It.. Ugh Ugh

Kylesbogusjourney: I Have This Really Bad Habit Of Sending Two Unrelated Texts Back To Back But Bridging Them With An “Also” So It’ll Be Like “Hey Have You Seen This Funny Tweet” Quickly Followed By “Also The News Said Polio Is Back”

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Captioned-Vines: Jaxxgarcia: When Guys Don’t Get It 👭 Guy: “I Think The Reason Why You Don’t Wanna Go On A Date With Me Is That You’re Afraid You’ll Find A Man Who Treats You Right.” Jaxx: No, Baby, Something Tells Me That’s Not It.”

Sylphoftime: I Still Don’t Understand The Phrase “Luck Of The Irish” Because The Luck Of The Irish Is, Historically Speaking, Fucking Terrible.

Spoopyserena: Happy-Kirk: Riotbadgrrr: Goose-Dad: The-Errant-Mycorrhizae: First Flower Ever Grown In Space Bloomed Today! Yay! Happy Birthday, Space Flower! (Source: Gilderoys)

Actual-Haise: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In This┃╱╱╲╲ House╱╱╭╮╲╲ We Love &Amp;Amp;▔▏┗┛▕▔ Respect╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Ryunosuke Akutagawa╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Sailorstarengineer: My Absolute Favorite Trope Is The Quiet Collected Person Suddenly Losing Their Shit And Loudly Unloading On Someone Who Deserves It And Then Calmly Resuming As They Normally Would And Everyone Is Just Like “Holy Shit”

Tastefullyoffensive: Pizza Saves Lives. 🍕 (Via Abc News / Thesonofprince)

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