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objectionable-code: i saw this by @februeruri and I couldn’t resist making a parody of it.. ugh ugh

objectionable-code: i saw this by @februeruri and I couldn’t resist making a parody of it.. ugh ugh

objectionable-code:  i saw this by @februeruri and I couldn’t resist making a

objectionable-code:  i saw this by @februeruri and I couldn’t resist making a

objectionable-code:  i saw this by @februeruri and I couldn’t resist making a

Kylesbogusjourney: I Have This Really Bad Habit Of Sending Two Unrelated Texts Back To Back But Bridging Them With An “Also” So It’ll Be Like “Hey Have You Seen This Funny Tweet” Quickly Followed By “Also The News Said Polio Is Back”

Kylesbogusjourney:  I Have This Really Bad Habit Of Sending Two Unrelated Texts Back

Tarotempura

Tarotempura

Captioned-Vines: Jaxxgarcia: When Guys Don’t Get It 👭 Guy: “I Think The Reason Why You Don’t Wanna Go On A Date With Me Is That You’re Afraid You’ll Find A Man Who Treats You Right.” Jaxx: No, Baby, Something Tells Me That’s Not It.”

Captioned-Vines:  Jaxxgarcia:  When Guys Don’t Get It 👭  Guy: “I Think The

Sylphoftime: I Still Don’t Understand The Phrase “Luck Of The Irish” Because The Luck Of The Irish Is, Historically Speaking, Fucking Terrible.

Sylphoftime:  I Still Don’t Understand The Phrase “Luck Of The Irish” Because

Spoopyserena: Happy-Kirk: Riotbadgrrr: Goose-Dad: The-Errant-Mycorrhizae: First Flower Ever Grown In Space Bloomed Today! Yay! Happy Birthday, Space Flower! (Source: Gilderoys)

Spoopyserena:  Happy-Kirk:  Riotbadgrrr:  Goose-Dad:  The-Errant-Mycorrhizae:  First

Actual-Haise: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In This┃╱╱╲╲ House╱╱╭╮╲╲ We Love &Amp;Amp;▔▏┗┛▕▔ Respect╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Ryunosuke Akutagawa╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Actual-Haise:    ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In This┃╱╱╲╲ House╱╱╭╮╲╲

Sailorstarengineer: My Absolute Favorite Trope Is The Quiet Collected Person Suddenly Losing Their Shit And Loudly Unloading On Someone Who Deserves It And Then Calmly Resuming As They Normally Would And Everyone Is Just Like “Holy Shit”

Sailorstarengineer:  My Absolute Favorite Trope Is The Quiet Collected Person Suddenly

Tastefullyoffensive: Pizza Saves Lives. 🍕 (Via Abc News / Thesonofprince)

Tastefullyoffensive:  Pizza Saves Lives. 🍕 (Via Abc News / Thesonofprince)

My Favourite Thing Is Grown Ass Men Who Can Slaughter Entire Armies Getting Affectionate Pats From Their Former Mentors

My Favourite Thing Is Grown Ass Men Who Can Slaughter Entire Armies Getting Affectionate

Tachipaws: This Is What Happened Right

Tachipaws:  This Is What Happened Right

Thecurmudgeon: I Identify With The Wizard Howl Because If *I* Had Magical Powers I Would Use Them To Get Better Hair, Evade Taxes, Make Computer Games For My Nieces And Nephews, Use Aliases That Imply I’m Related To King Arthur, Spend At Least Half

Thecurmudgeon: I Identify With The Wizard Howl Because If *I* Had Magical Powers

Taggthewanderer: Invigoratingcheese: Nihilistgirlfriend: Everytime I See Someone’s Edgy Theory About How Capturing Pokémon Is Wrong, I Remember That Time In Sinnoh It Was Explicitly Stated That Pokémon Approach Trainers Specifically To Engage In

Taggthewanderer:  Invigoratingcheese:  Nihilistgirlfriend:  Everytime I See Someone’s

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