Sylphoftime: I Still Don’t Understand The Phrase “Luck Of The Irish” Because The Luck Of The Irish Is, Historically Speaking, Fucking Terrible.
captioned-vines: jaxxgarcia: when guys don’t get it 👭 Guy: “I think the reason why you don’t wanna go on a date with me is that you’re afraid you’ll find a man who treats you right.” Jaxx: No, baby, something tells me that’s not it.”
