justabrowncoatedwench: beclawse: Tweets that all have endings that you didn’t quite expect. omg the autopsy one!

justabrowncoatedwench: beclawse: Tweets that all have endings that you didn’t quite expect. omg the autopsy one!

Howlittleweare: This Is Probably The Best Intro To A New Update I Have Ever Seen.

Yarky: Yarky: Manga Lied To Me. I Never See Bad Boy Types Protecting Stray Kittens Therefore Revealing To Me Their Soft Side Its Always Me Picking Up The Cats Maybe Im The Bad Boy

Rintezukas: Well I Hope That Cruel Angel Got Into Grad School

Httpgogh: Honestly Birthdays Were So Easy When I Was Younger Like I Just Wanted Toys And Stuff Like That But Now? My Parents R Like “Wht Do U Want” And Im Just Like??? Some Self Esteem?? Emotional Stability?? A Hobby??

Rudeplanet: An Actual Text I Was Sent

Cas-The-Trashcan: Just-Shower-Thoughts: If You Don’t Reproduce, You Are Breaking A 4 Billion Year Old Family Tradition. Nice

Nerdgasrnz:

Prof-Tasch: Basically Episode 4 ;U:

Shgieo: (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

Punk-Polygems: Never-Not-Reblog: So I See Some People Talk About Veggietales Sometimes And Typically Its With Nostalgia But I Think Some People Dont Realize That They Predicted The Existence Of Shitpostgenerator 12 Years Ahead Of Its Time Look Yea True

Listen You Guys I’ve Been Cookin Up This Theory For Awhile Now...

Interruptingpanda: Myotpisgay: Ninjaboots: Gayyourlifemustbe: Cloakstone69: President-Vanellope: Wake Up America This Is To Educate My Non-American Followers. This Really Is How The Us Sees Itself. (And Yes, 95% Of The Time, Florida = What?!)