httpgogh: honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby??

httpgogh: honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby??

Rudeplanet: An Actual Text I Was Sent

Cas-The-Trashcan: Just-Shower-Thoughts: If You Don’t Reproduce, You Are Breaking A 4 Billion Year Old Family Tradition. Nice

Nerdgasrnz:

Prof-Tasch: Basically Episode 4 ;U:

Shgieo: (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

Punk-Polygems: Never-Not-Reblog: So I See Some People Talk About Veggietales Sometimes And Typically Its With Nostalgia But I Think Some People Dont Realize That They Predicted The Existence Of Shitpostgenerator 12 Years Ahead Of Its Time Look Yea True

Listen You Guys I’ve Been Cookin Up This Theory For Awhile Now...

Interruptingpanda: Myotpisgay: Ninjaboots: Gayyourlifemustbe: Cloakstone69: President-Vanellope: Wake Up America This Is To Educate My Non-American Followers. This Really Is How The Us Sees Itself. (And Yes, 95% Of The Time, Florida = What?!)

Linda-Belcher: I’m Always A Slut For Lying In Bed For Hours On End Doing Nothing Productive.

Furlockhound: Rainybunbun: Furlockhound: Gemofsphene: Then Again The More Things Change…. The People Making These Memes Obviously Have Never Seen Some Of The Weird Ass Shit In Old-Timey Photos. A Quick Google And: Humans Are Basically A Giant

Keilattes: Pretty Sure This Has Been Done Already But Whatever

The-Awkward-Turt: Gdubcarver: The-Awkward-Turt: It Is Much More Scientifically Accurate To Say “Alpha Chicken” Or “Alpha Pig” Than To Say “Alpha Dog” Or “Alpha Wolf”. I Want To Know More. In A Natural State Wolves (And Dogs) Live

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