roasted-oolong: You’re not really someone’s friend until you impulse buy them something because it reminded you of them.

roasted-oolong: You’re not really someone’s friend until you impulse buy them something because it reminded you of them.

You Won't Believe Who Was Spotting Leaving Wayne Manor Last Night!

Captoring: Librarianarchy: I Love When Small Children Identify All Quadripedal Animals As “Doggy!” It Always Reminds Me Of The Time Plato Offered The Definition Of A Human As Any “Featherless Biped” And Diogenes Busted Into The Academy With

Fenrisesque: Caprice-And-Reverie: I Enjoy Video Games Because They Let Me Live Out My Wildest Fantasies, Like Being Assigned A Task And Then Completing That Task Not Having A Deadline To Complete The Task But Being Rewarded For Completing It Anyway

Princess-Laya: Driad: Nyx5: I Prefer Guys Who Make Small Dick Jokes About Themselves Over Guys Who Make Big Dick Jokes About Themselves I Got A Medium Dick It Can Talk To Ghosts I Nearly Spat Out My Tea

Tarotempura

Thedarksknight: Thank You, Microsoft Word. You’ve Turned My Character Into A Snazzy Southern Woman Who Don’t Need No Importer.

Chronicmei: I Love How Episode 10 Changed How Everyone Looked At Chris. Like A Lot Of People Disliked Him Because Of How Touchy Feely He Was And His Weird Sexiness. Like, I Get The Feeling If He Hadn’t Climbed All Up In Yuri’s Space The Fandom Wouldn’t

Nonpanary: If This Gets 5000 Notes I’ll Play The Game And Not Sleep Til It’s Finished.

Tatianamaslnay:rexuality: If You See Me Laughing While Texting There’s A 99.9% Chance I’m Laughing At A Text Message I Sent Because I’m Equal Parts Vain And Hilarious #I’m So Funny My Friends Are So Lucky To Have Me

Wordhuntering: Zens-Ponytail:when You’re Getting Kidnapped But Still Have To Throw A Better Party Than Rika #Justrfathings

Outer-Space-Howell:i Don’t Understand Why People Think That Depression Goes Away On Holidays?? Like Ho Ho Ho I’m Still Feliz Navidying

Yunghalal: Shoutout To Me For Ruining My Own Life

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