bastille: Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

bastille: Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

On Today&Amp;Rsquo;S Episode Of &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Probably A Hypochondriac&Amp;Rdquo;:I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Experiencing Minor Heart Palpitations And Pain In My Left Shoulder Blade So I Might Be In For A Heart Attack? Lmao But At The Same Time I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Having

Chocobutt-Trash:the Struggle Is So Real It Made It Into The Comic

Inkskinned: I Have Thought A Lot About Censorship And What Is “Appropriate”. Not A Lot Of People Know This, But Lolita Was Written To Show What We Allow On Our Bookshelves: There Being No Swear Words In It Meant It Was Free From Censorship. A Book

And-Now-We-See-A-Wild-Destiel: D0Nn0: Just A Reminder To Check If You Are Accidentally Using Your Data And Not Your Wifi So You Can Swap Back Over Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Zenja-Soba: Nerdfighterwhatevernumbers: I Actually Find This Really Funny Because If I’m Not Mistaken This Is Supposed To Be A Can Of A&Amp;Amp;W Root Beer, And Japan Hates Root Beerapparently It’s A Thing In Japan, It’s Like Black Licorice To Them,

Antiproanabunny: Owlmylove: You Don’t “Beat” Depression. You Don’t “Defeat” Eating Disorders. You Survive Them. Stop Making Severe Mental Illnesses Sound Like Something You Can Overcome Just By Throwing The Right Punch. Thank You!

My-Asstiel: That-Stupid-Tardis-Sound: Y’all Keep Saying That 2012 Being The End Of The World Was A Hoax But Has Any Year Since Then Actually Felt Real??? This Post Fucked Me Up

Silver-Rayn123: Mamoru: Lolodapsycho: This-Isnt-My-Bra: Once My Friend Henry Was Accused Of Wearing Wireless Headphones By A Substitute So She Said For Him To Hand Them Over So He Took Them Off And Handed Them To Her. Then Later On She Asked Him A

Literallyaflame: Literallyaflame: If U Kill A Bug That’s Cool, I Kill Bugs All The Time, But If A Person Says, “Hey, I Am Going To Be Upset If You Kill That Bug, Please Let Me Take It Outside,” And U Respond By Killing The Bug Just To Hurt And

Aplpaca: Kinda Funny When English Teachers Say Stuff Like “I Can Tell If You Didnt Read The Book” Or “I Can Tell When People Bs Their Paper” No You Cant. You Can Tell When People Are Bad At Bs-Ing Their Paper. I Didnt Even Read The Sparknotes

The-Realest-Sato: Am I Doing It Right

Cameoappearance: Jumpingjacktrash: The45Thpresidentialruger: Never Talk To Me Or My 42 Trees Again It Amuses Me To See People Being Surprised/Impressed/Amused By This Setup, Because It’s Extremely Common On The Plains. If You Don’t Plant A Windbreak,

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