earthdad: my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

earthdad: my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

Guyfitblr: Tag Your Porn Goddammit!

Beben-Eleben: Stages Of Anal

Asshole-Tier: Truepac: Do You Guys Have That One Friend That Doesn’t Think She’s Anything Special But She’s Beautiful And Funny And Witty And Everything Amazing That You Could Ever Want In A Person But She Doesn’t See It And You Just Wanna Take

Mysticaljew: When You Get Insulted And You Pretend Like It Doesn’t Hurt:

Riseafterfalling: I Wish Someone Would Randomly Tell Me Little Facts About Myself. Not Ones That I Have Already Told Them But Ones They Have Picked Up By Themselves Because They Care Enough To Notice The Little Things I Do.

Shitshilarious: This Show Is Starting To Get Scary

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Bitrates: It’s Amazing How Fast Your Mood Can Change After You Step In Some Water With Socks On.

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Itssexualhour: I Made Eye Contact With A Guy Once. Not Even Sure If It Was Mutual

CagedAndFucked CalvinSelfies