Be gentle, it’s my first Valentine’s.

Be gentle, it’s my first Valentine’s.

Holy Mother Of God&Amp;Hellip; #Gif

Spending My Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Baking&Amp;Hellip; How &Amp;Lsquo;Bout You?

Yaaaaaa!!!!!!! It&Amp;Rsquo;S Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Dayyyyy!!!!!

Flashback Friday: Remembering A Delicious Hot Dog With Dense, Doughy Buns That I Ate Last Week.

Single Ladies, Spending Your Night With Your Best Friend? I Know Something You Can Do To Make It More &Amp;Ldquo;Valentinesy&Amp;Rdquo;.

Squuuuuishy!!!!!!

This Guy I&Amp;Rsquo;M Meeting Up With Tonight Told Me He Likes Massages. This Is What He Means, Right?

Ladies, Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Forget To Go To The Doctor To Make Sure Your Breasts Are Healthy. By Doctor I Mean Me. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Now Accepting Patients.

Congratulations, Ellen Page! Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To See The Paparazzi Photos Of Her Making Out With Girls!

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like A Dog In Heat, A Freak Without Warningi Have An Appetite For Sex, &Amp;Lsquo;Cause Me So Horny

Uh, You Have A Little&Amp;Hellip; A Little Something On Your&Amp;Hellip; To The Left&Amp;Hellip; No The&Amp;Hellip; All Over Your Face. You Have Semen All Over Your Face.

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SandyVag SaraJUnderwood