Flashback Friday: Remembering a delicious hot dog with dense, doughy buns that I ate last week.

Flashback Friday: Remembering a delicious hot dog with dense, doughy buns that I ate last week.

Single Ladies, Spending Your Night With Your Best Friend? I Know Something You Can Do To Make It More &Amp;Ldquo;Valentinesy&Amp;Rdquo;.

Squuuuuishy!!!!!!

This Guy I&Amp;Rsquo;M Meeting Up With Tonight Told Me He Likes Massages. This Is What He Means, Right?

Ladies, Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Forget To Go To The Doctor To Make Sure Your Breasts Are Healthy. By Doctor I Mean Me. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Now Accepting Patients.

Congratulations, Ellen Page! Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To See The Paparazzi Photos Of Her Making Out With Girls!

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like A Dog In Heat, A Freak Without Warningi Have An Appetite For Sex, &Amp;Lsquo;Cause Me So Horny

Uh, You Have A Little&Amp;Hellip; A Little Something On Your&Amp;Hellip; To The Left&Amp;Hellip; No The&Amp;Hellip; All Over Your Face. You Have Semen All Over Your Face.

U Like? Clicky Clicky.

But This Is The Probable Ending To My Saturday Night.

This Is The Ideal Ending To My Saturday Night.

If You Stare Long Enough, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Almost Like A Sexy, Giant, Bug-Eyed Pink Slug Is Bouncing Toward You. Good Way To Die.

R U Part Of The Midnight Chubby Chasers Club? So Soft. So Roly Poly. Just Want To Dive In And Scream Nom Nom Nom!

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