This guy I’m meeting up with tonight told me he likes massages. This is what he means, right?

This guy I’m meeting up with tonight told me he likes massages. This is what he means, right?

Ladies, Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Forget To Go To The Doctor To Make Sure Your Breasts Are Healthy. By Doctor I Mean Me. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Now Accepting Patients.

Congratulations, Ellen Page! Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To See The Paparazzi Photos Of Her Making Out With Girls!

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like A Dog In Heat, A Freak Without Warningi Have An Appetite For Sex, &Amp;Lsquo;Cause Me So Horny

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U Like? Clicky Clicky.

But This Is The Probable Ending To My Saturday Night.

This Is The Ideal Ending To My Saturday Night.

If You Stare Long Enough, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Almost Like A Sexy, Giant, Bug-Eyed Pink Slug Is Bouncing Toward You. Good Way To Die.

R U Part Of The Midnight Chubby Chasers Club? So Soft. So Roly Poly. Just Want To Dive In And Scream Nom Nom Nom!

You Guys, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Really Drunk And Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Tell What I&Amp;Rsquo;M Fucking. Does This Bitch Have Wings?

G'mornin&Amp;Rsquo; Fellow Perves!

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