ottermatopoeia: me, to female customer: hi how are you doing today ma’am? (:customer, scoffing: haha don’t you mean miss?me:

ottermatopoeia: me, to female customer: hi how are you doing today ma’am? (:customer, scoffing: haha don’t you mean miss?me:

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Absolutely Not

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The Sloth Zone

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Here For A Good Time Not A Long Time

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Open-Plan-Infinity:that Feeling When You’ve Been On Tumblr Too Long And Realise All Your Real Life Friends Are Shallow And Problematic

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