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The Signs: Stereotypes Vs Reality

Common Nerd

We-Want-Porn: Imreallybad: Don’t Cater To Straight Boys Laziness By Pretending They’re Better In Bed Than They Are. Don’t Fake Orgasms. Don’t Tolerate Bad Sex. If You Go Down On Them, Ask Them To Go Down On You. Tell Them How To Make You Orgasm.

Takes A Sip From My Capri Sun Juice Pouch Nothing Is Real

Demonicdorothy: Protect Will Smith’s Beautiful, Well Dressed, Weird Pretentious Children

N0-P0St-0N-Sunday: Pvnkslut: If You Pull Me On Your Lap There Is A 101% Chance I’m Going To Make Out With You. I Would Advise You To Avoid Santa

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Suspiciousmilk: Does Anyone Want To Be My Virtual Sugardaddy And Buy Me Things Online For Literally Nothing In Return???

Webs-We-Weave: Does Anybody Else Randomly Get The Urge To Spoil The Fuck Out Of A Certain Person But You Can’t Because You Don’t Have Money

Funeralhome420: I Hate That I Literally Cant Tell If Im Ugly Or Not And I Cant Tell If Im Really Fat Or Just Like Kinda Fat I Literally Cant Tell And Sometimes Ill Be Like “Im Just Being Dumb Im Pretty Good Looking” And Then Ill Be Like “Wow Im

Sexsvmbol: Look At My Cute Lil’ Butt.

Highuponsex: I Forgot To Post These A Few Months Back…

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