clestroying: djshinyshades: fill’er up this was not a mistake

clestroying: djshinyshades: fill’er up this was not a mistake

Oqvpo:how Do You Find A Soulmate When You Have No Soul????

Hambaes: If I Ever Give Birth Please Dont Tell Me My Baby Looks Just Like Me Within The First 2 Months Cause I Know That Newborn Look Ugly As Shit So Unless You Tryna Square Up Dont Speak

When You Drop Your Favorite Stuffed Animal Off The Bed In The Middle Of The Night:

Gwallamama:“When You’re A Kid You Assume Your Parents Are Soulmates. My Kids Are Going To Be Right About That.”

Warumonzaemon:expelliarmpit: So My Girlfriend Has Had A Shiny Luvdisc For The Longest Fucking Time And No Matter How Hard I Would Try I Could Never Catch/Breed One Of My Own And She Would Always Tease Me About It And It Drove Me Nuts Turns Out She Bred

(Not Always) Lesbians

Positions

Sixsteen: You: Calls Me Ugly Me: Hopes You Ain’t Driving With That Fucked Up Vision

Melongorl:me: Feeling Like Something Is Really WrongMe: Lol……Hope That Goes Away

Spooning

Things I Want In The Next 5 Years

Iplayoneinreallife: A Girl Who Needs A Strong Hand Around Her Throat Is The Best Kind Of Girl