heypaseka: “oh good you came out of your room finally” “oh wow you’re going out for the second day in a row!!” “YOU’RE WEARING DRESS/SKIRT/MAKEUP ZOMG” “I see you’re back at your laptop aw poor thing did

heypaseka: “oh good you came out of your room finally” “oh wow you’re going out for the second day in a row!!” “YOU’RE WEARING DRESS/SKIRT/MAKEUP ZOMG” “I see you’re back at your laptop aw poor thing did

Eat More, Care Less

Fattiessupportfatties:

Cozy In Recovery

Rarely Clean, Always Cluttered

Stephendann: Hetagarnet: Relmarrownyiscool: I Don’t Even Know. I’ve Been Having A Really Bad Day. Have Some Sharks. That Is An Orca Yeah, But The Orca Can Do A Killer Whale Impersonation

Silverslices: Everyone’s Got A Gay Cousin. If You Don’t Have A Gay Cousin, There’s A Chance You Might Be The Gay Cousin. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Either Me Or Brandon Because All Of My Other Cousins Are Married. I Think It Might Be Me. Granted I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T

Patrick-Arthur-Urie: Dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put That Thing Back On My Dashboard Or So Help Me

Theyaimtomisbehave: Oh My God Whenever I Saw “Cosmo Sex Tips” I Didn’t Realise People Meant The Magazine I Was Always Imagining

My Brother Tells Me To Stop Saying Sorry About Half A Dozen Times A Day. I Think I Say It So Often Because Deference To The Other Person Is Easier. Make Whoever I&Amp;Rsquo;M Talking To Happy And Just Agree With Them. It Really Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Matter What

Sleeping Alone Is Just A Waste Of My Sexual Talent

I Only Look Attractive For A Max Of 5 Mins And This Usually When No One Is Around

Nnipple: Not Having A Thigh Gap Saved My Phone From Falling In The Toilet

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