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thisismyveritas: Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”

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Dreammylife: How I Feel About Cuddling.

Waggington: Ego Is Self-Maximizing Choice. Eco Is Collectivism. Emo Is Not The Same Thing As Scene Wow Dont You Know Anything

Stairbucks: So In English My Teacher Asked For An Example Of Irony And I Said When Harry Is Fighting The Horcruxes And Then He Is One And She Screamed And I Have Given Away The Biggest Plot Twist In Hp And Ruined It For My English Teacher

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Awiccanfromdetroit: My Dad Was Taking Me Driving And After I Parked I Got Out And Checked Then Shouted “Im Straight-Well At Least My Parking Job Is” And My Dad Slams His Hand Onto The Dashboard And Goes “You Couldnt Have Waited Until College To

Besturlonhere: June 7Th, 1942: Edward Hopper Completes His Best Known Painting, The Seminal Nighthawks. When Asked By A Chicago Tribute Reporter About The Philosophical Meaning Behind The Diner Having No Clearly Visible Exits Hopper Responded, “Shit.

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Pajamaben: &Amp;Ldquo;Are You Sexually Active&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;…No&Amp;Rdquo; Doctor Laughs Until The Sun Sets “Nerd”

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