stairbucks: so in english my teacher asked for an example of irony and i said when Harry is fighting the horcruxes and then he is one and she screamed and i have given away the biggest plot twist in HP and ruined it for my english teacher

stairbucks: so in english my teacher asked for an example of irony and i said when Harry is fighting the horcruxes and then he is one and she screamed and i have given away the biggest plot twist in HP and ruined it for my english teacher

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Dantes-Disco-Inferno: Sometimes The Jokes Write Themselves

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