theshamecarkid-archive-deactiva: “Where’s your sense of humor?”

theshamecarkid-archive-deactiva: “Where’s your sense of humor?”

Sgtzombiepepper: You Had Plenty Money, 1922 You Let Other Women Make A Fool Of You Why Don’t You Do Right, Like Some Other Men Do? Get Out Of Here And Get Me Some Money Too

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Between-Caffeine-Andnicotine: Fun Fact: If You Tell Someone To Kill Themselves It’s Considered Encouraging Suicide And You Can Get A Fine Of $25,000 And 10+ Years In Prison. If They Actually Commit You Can Be Charged With Manslaughter. So Really

Methhomework: Now That I’m 17 I Will Only Answer To The Name “Dancing Queen”

Lifebyshannon: But Why Don’t People Romanticize Health The Way They Romanticize Sickness

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Honchcrow: Omg When I Was A Freshman My Math Teacher Told The Class About Her Divorce And Everyone Was Like “Aww Sorry” But Then She Said “Its Okay Cuz I Still Use His Netflix Account And Netflix Is All I Care About”

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Etceteraface: Rycbar123-4: So It’s My Birthday And I’m Opening Gifts. I Open The Wrapped Box From My Uncle. I Open The Box, And Find A $50 Gift Card, Yes? But Wait, There’s Styrofoam. There’s More. Then I Remove The Styrofoam… The Fuck?

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Birdarangs: Did You Just Compare My Internet Connection To An Extinct Creature Chrome You Rude Piece Of Shit

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