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sqrtnegativeone: It is date night. I have my hair and make-up done to perfection, a fantastic outfit, and kickass studded shoes. Bad body image, be damned. I choose to feel hot.

sqrtnegativeone: It is date night. I have my hair and make-up done to perfection, a fantastic outfit, and kickass studded shoes. Bad body image, be damned. I choose to feel hot.

sqrtnegativeone:  It is date night.  I have my hair and make-up done to perfection,

sqrtnegativeone:  It is date night.  I have my hair and make-up done to perfection,

Sometimes People Are Beautiful.

Sometimes People Are Beautiful.

Tastefullyoffensive: Everyday Objects Blended With Simple Sketches By Javier Perez [Via]Previously: Famous Paintings On Bread

Tastefullyoffensive:  Everyday Objects Blended With Simple Sketches By Javier Perez

Kari-Kurofai: Innsmouthharborseafoodcompany: Theatomichouse: &Amp;Ldquo;The Green Ribbon” By Alvin Schwartz Still My Favorite. Okay I Read This Story When I Was Six And It Gave Me Nightmares For Weeks Weeks

Kari-Kurofai:  Innsmouthharborseafoodcompany:  Theatomichouse:  &Amp;Ldquo;The Green

Sophiealdred: Astoldbygengar: Lets Just Be Clear, If You Spend The Time Baking A Cake/Cookies/Brownies, You Can Eat As Many Of Them As You Want And The Calories Don’t Count. You Made Those Calories. You’re Their God. Disclaimer: This Does Not Apply

Sophiealdred:  Astoldbygengar:  Lets Just Be Clear, If You Spend The Time Baking

Sherlocksmyth: Sherlocksmyth: I Hate Hearing Girls Complain About “That Time Of The Month”. Yeah It Might Be Painful And Yeah You Get Some Weird Cravings But You Get To Be A Fucking Werewolf Until The Full Moon Goes Down. I Have Been Informed That

Sherlocksmyth:  Sherlocksmyth:  I Hate Hearing Girls Complain About “That Time

Holywatersupersoakers: Stanaskatic: Have You Ever Wanted To Be Best Friends With A Teacher Even Though They’re Older Than You And They’re Your Teacher The Struggle Is Real I Am A Teacher And The Reverse Is Also True

Holywatersupersoakers:  Stanaskatic:  Have You Ever Wanted To Be Best Friends With

Snuffaluffagay: Cleversomethings: So Covergirl Has Created A Line Of Makeup For The New Hunger Games Movie, And Made A Look For Each Of The Districts. The Result Is Pretty Awesome. Pretty Sure I Would Rock 12 Without A Thought And District 4 Just

Snuffaluffagay:  Cleversomethings:    So Covergirl Has Created A Line Of Makeup For

A Practical Guide To Becoming A True Pun Master

A Practical Guide To Becoming A True Pun Master

Permanently Present

Permanently Present

Flysweetbird-Fly: Okay Okay I Am Done Now. Sorry. Fuck That. I Am Not Sorry I Am Having A Nice Tummy Day. Get Over Yourself. I Am Allowed To Have Good Body Days Too Even If It Isn’t Like The Models. I Much Rather Be Curvy.

Flysweetbird-Fly:  Okay Okay I Am Done Now. Sorry. Fuck That. I Am Not Sorry I Am

I-Heart-Bodies: If “Girls Aren’t Supposed To Have Body Hair” Then Why Do Girls Have Fucking Body Hair?

I-Heart-Bodies:  If “Girls Aren’t Supposed To Have Body Hair” Then Why Do Girls

Permanently Present

Permanently Present

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