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jadehariey: Uncle Sam wants YOU to take care of yourself okay remember to eat and get a decent amount of sleep and get up and pee when you need to okay remember uncle sam loves you

Softandcreamy: Real Pressure Is When Your Mum Comes In And You Have Like 1.3 Seconds To Decide On The Least Dodgy Tab To Switch To

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Pembroke: My Problems Are As Such I Don’t Have Any Skills That Would Make Me Useful To Starfleet Starfleet Doesn’t Exist

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Cartoonpolitics: &Amp;Ldquo;Homophobia: The Fear That Another Man Will Treat You Like You Treat Women.&Amp;Rdquo; ~ (Unattributed)

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