Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your

Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your

Sleepysnakes: Snake-Lady: Reptiliaherps: The Only Thing That Should Ever Be Said Regarding Carnivores And Vegetarianism. Our Rep Shop-Keeper Friend Of Ours Said A Vegan Brought A Snake In For Him To Take Off Her And He Found A Custard Cream Biscuit

Trust-Me-Im-Adoctor: Tamralewallen: Trust-Me-Im-Adoctor: Sourcedumal: Ladyladyington: Always Reblog. Because Black People Cant Be Anything Other Than Slaves And Hoodrats According To Them. We Cant Like Science, Photography And Things. We Can’t

Legains: I Just Think It’s Sad That People Take The Word Fat As More Of An Insult Than Being Called Mindless, Unintelligent, Ignorant, Etc.

It's Never Too Late To Be Who You Might Have Been.

Jayvsatlas: Swoleinvelvet: Wait, Bulking Makes You Fat? Well Shit.

Tomfuckinmison: This Is The Worst Fuck Up In The History Of Fuck Ups And My Aunt Drove Her Van Into A House Because A Leaf Hit Her Windshield

Jayvsatlas: Shotokanandscience: Jayvsatlas: Shotokanandscience: Ookami-Sagara: Makiwara Training I’ve Been Doing This For A Few Reps After Class Each Night. I. Love. Doing. This. Yeah I Get A Little More Bold Each Time And I Feel It A Little

Chasing Greatness

Daisyazuras: Kissyourlap: The Fact That This Actually Happens Outside Of Tv Sitcoms Still Blows My Mind. I’ve Heard Soooooo Many Stories. I Love It When I Don’t Die Too.

Bluehope2013: Egberts: Egberts: My Mom Said If I Can Get A Million Notes Shell Name My Little Sister Batman Tumblr!!! Do Your Thinnnnng!!!!

Thats-All-There-Is-To-It: Date: 90% Of My Problems Would Be Solved If I Stopped Over-Thinking And Being Anxious About Everything &Amp;Amp; Calmed The Fuck Down And The Other 10% Is Money

Bibliobimbo: Bibliobimbo: Bibliobimbo: My Dad And I Were Hanging Christmas Lights Outside And He Plugged Them In And Said “Doesn’t This Just Light Up Your Life?” And I Asked Him Why He Was Pun-Ishing Me And He Had To Sit Down To Think Of A

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