keepcalmbutpanicatthedisco: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: tinyrocketeer: i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL WHERE IS MY MATE A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

keepcalmbutpanicatthedisco: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: tinyrocketeer: i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL WHERE IS MY MATE A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

Becoming A Better Me

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Add-A-Little-Spark: Lolsofunny: I’ma Open A Can Of Whoop Ass Anyone Else Wondering What The Hell Is In That Can? Liquid Whoop Ass Duh.

Angrytransblogger: Rnisandrists: Elf-In-Mirror: This Right Here, Ladies And Gentlemen, Just Might Be The Best Beauty-And-Beast-Story Ever. Because Any Little Girl (Or Boy For That Matter) Should Grow Up Knowing That You Could Be A Giant Green Ogre,

Icouldcrushyouwithmyvoice: The Accuracy…. It Hurts

3 Days Till My Scholarship Is Due 5 Days Till I Leave 9 Days Till Christmas 15 Days Till 2014 Just So Done With This Year. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Great But I Miss My Classes, I Miss My Friends, I Miss Having The Will To Do Stuff Other Than Procrastinate.

Peanut Butter Molasses Crinkle Cookies

Swolizard: Lollyeonard: Best Line Out Of The Whole Thing If I Was A Girl And Lifted Heavy… This Is What Would Be My Motivationd

Dogapult: How Come When Someone Decides To Eat Only Fruits And Vegetables People Commend Them For Their “Willpower” And “Diligence” But When I Decide To Eat A Diet Composed Entirely Of Mozzarella Sticks And Vodka Suddenly I’m “Out Of Control”

Tom-Sits-Like-A-Whore: Yo, Pepsi Fired Some Shots, But Coca Cola Fucking Bazooka’d Them Back.

Swolizard: Alright Santa Calm Down, I Didnt Steal Your Protein Bruh.

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